(*) chuhi ne hathi se kaha"I LOVE U" Hathi ne pucha tumne mujme kya dekha? Chuhi ne GANESH G ki photo nikali or boli "Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai yara Mai kya Kru."
(**) Q:-SARDAR ji agar apko Garmi lage to aap kya krte ho? SARDAR-Me Cooler ke samne bet jata hu.! Q:Agar fir b Garmi lage? Sardar:To Cooler"ON"kar leta hu..
(***) Kabir Das ne kaha hai k KAL kare so Aaj kar.. . . . . Intelligent Sardar ji ne pucha Ab mujhe koi ye bataye Kal aanewali potty ko Aaj kaise kare?
(+) Ek B.TECH Studnt ki mummy: suno g hmara ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha b chupati hu khoj leta h? DAD:Sale ki book me chupa de 6 mahine tak khoj nhi payega. (++)
arz kiya hai... "Mohhbat ki raho me har pal dard milega..." MERI mano us raste par ek MEDICAL store khol do khuda kasam Bahut chalega..!!
(*) What is 1+4+3 ? . I+Love+U . No . I+Like+U . No . I+Miss+U . No . I+Kiss+U . No . 1+4+3 Means . . . 1+4+3 = 8 . MATH pe Dhyaan do.. . ROMANCE pe nahi
(+) Santa: Aaj Pita Ji Ne Pitai Kar Di.. Banta:Kyu?
Santa: Maine To Sirf Itna Puchha Tha Ki "KAMINEY" Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Ya Ghar Par Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhoge..
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Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho nzro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho, har baar dusro ka dia SMS bhejte ho, aur khud ko "Tulsidas" samajte ho..
(+++) Evolution of man: . without shadi spiderman . . shaadi k baad gentle man . Aur... . . yadi BB sundar ho to sari zindagi watchman..
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Ye hai basanti ab ye nachegi,
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Nachi kya?
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Oh! Nahi nachi Sorry,
apun bhool gaya tha Basanti KUTTON k samne nahi nachti.
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Ek Pagal Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.
Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola-Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chlega.
(*) kya meri naak tedi hai aankhen mendki jesi hai surat se besharm lagta hun akal nhe hai mujhe . Nhe na. . . To phir kisi ne aisa kyun kaha k meri surat tumse milti hai.
(**) My eyes - Miss u My feelings - love u My mind - Call u My life is You I love you . . . Aisa teri gf mujhe bolti h, sambhal usko.
(+) aaj aapko paani se coca cola bnana sikhata hun. 1 bottle paani fridge m rakho 2 ghante baad nikalo paani ekdum thanda hoga aur THANDA MATLAB.... COCA COLA
(++) yaad aata hai wo suhana pal jab hum tum shararat kiya krte the hum bander k liye roya krte the aur tum.... Apni photo dikhaker mana liya krte the.
14 FEB. SPECIAL- Boyfrn & girlfrn garden me bethe the boyfrn-janu koi aisi bat kro ke diL ki dhadkan tej ho jaye girlfrn-bhago Shiv sena wale aa gaye
(¤) LITTLE GRL WENT 2 SHOP-Jab m badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge? SHOPKEEPER SMILNG-Ha kr lunga" L.GIRL-To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nhi doge
(¤) Sardar ko 1 party ka invitatn mila jisme likha tha "only Pink Tie." Sardar waha pahucha dekha aur bola- "O teri to! Yaha logo ne PANT-SHIRT b pehan rakhi h"
(*) Boy-Yamraj ji muje waqt se pahle kyu utha liya? Yamraj-dimag mat chaat "March me closing he" target pura karna hai
(+) Sweet insult!!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho? Ladka:-JI BHABIJI.
(++) My no. has changed. My new no.is 100. Plz cal me 4 confrmation. Agr mera naukar uthaye to suna dena usko. Bada badtamiz h, apne ap ko police btata Hai..ok.
(+++) Baba Ranchordas on dosti : Dost ke piche mat bhago... Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GF ke piche bhago Dost jhakh mar ke tumare piche aayega... bole to All izz well
(+) Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
(++) Boy: I love you. Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Boy: With respect I beg to say that I love you Mohtarma.
(+++) 1 nursry class ka bachha bola-'mam mai apko kaisa lagta hoon? Mam- SO SWEET! Bàchha apne side k ladke se bola- dekha maine kaha tha na! Teacher line marti hai!!
(*) Bhikari:do u loue me? Girl:shakal dheki h apni? Isse acha to m suicide kr lu. Bikhari: kamini mar jayegi lekin kisi garib ke kam nhi ayegi.
(**) A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks? Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,Ghumna sab band! Son-Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Aur Baat ko yehi khatam kro!
(***) Ek chuha bhaagte hue ja rha tha. Raaste me lomdi mili boli- kya ho gaya aise kyun ja rhe ho? Chuha bola- kisi ne sher ki maa ko chhed diya, naam mera Aa rha h
